She's like, so whatever

What's the new Avril Lavigne album like, then?

It's very Dr. Luke. Since he wrote half the bloody thing, this doesn't come as a great surprise. Anyway, here's some things about it.

- She should definitely have called the album 'The Motherfucking Princess'
- There's loads of guitars
- 'Girlfriend' is still amazing. It's so amazing that they've covered it, but changed the lyrics to make a song called 'The Best Damn Thing'
- 'Contagious' is the 8 millionth song in musical history to rhyme contagious with outrageous- It's 'grown up' enough to talk about, ahem, 'that time of the month', but not past a good old middle-8 cheerleader chant
- If you liked Paris Hilton's not-completely-shit song 'Nothing In This World', the album will be right up your alley, so to speak.
- 'Hot' is scary at first, because it talks about abducting somebody, then forcing them to rape you. The whole thing nearly collapses in on itself when the chorus goes rubbish, but it beats My Chemical Romance any day of the week.
- 'Runaway' is something Meredith Brooks might have done in 1998. Therefore it's brilliant
-The following songs are rubbish: 'One Of Those Girls', 'When You're Gone' and 'Keep Holding On'. We can conclude, therefore, Avril should stay at least 40' away from ballads AT ALL TIMES.
- Still, if you can get over that, and are not above jumping around on a trampoline whilst listening to late 90s teen pop, or enjoying a bit of Kidz Bop once in a while, you'll probably enjoy it very much.