It's good, it's bad, they're ugly

The L.A.X Gurls- Forget You

It's good because, as somebody on the Popjustice forums pointed out, it makes them sound like post-operative female to male trannies.

It's bad because a) they aren't, b) 'gurls'??!?!? and c) the song is sub-Jojo bollocks. And we all know how bad the original Jojo is.

And, obviously, the band are too muntastic to be proper popstars. Cruel, yes, but we're living in a material world. Perhaps they should have used some to cover their faces.