Cunty charity album alert!

There's a CD coming out to help Darfur. Fair enough, it probably needs helping. Things might be a bit shit there, and who better to point that out than a bunch of popstars showboating their way through some covers. How bad can it be?

Here's how bad. Green Day. Haguilera. Corinne Bailey Rae.

OH MY GOD, IT ACTUALLY GETS WORSE

Black Eyes Peas. Aerosmith. Jack fucking Johnson.

It's a kick in the balls for your CD player.

And to top it all off, U2 are on it.

Bono like charity. DO. YOU. SEE???!!!????

I think it's fair to say that if the British government hired a cat burglar to go around every house in Britain, steal the most valuable heirloom, pawn it off and give the money to a Darfur charity, it'd be infinitely preferable to having to buy an album just so Jack fucking Johnson gets a smug feeling that he's done something good for the world when he's arsing around on his surfboard. You want to do something good for the world, Jack? Hang yourself on national television then sell your corpse on eBay, donating all the profits to the poor cunts who've had to cope with your twatting music all over the world. It's just a suggestion.