What a diss

For one reason or another, Song 4 Mut-a-ya has gone from being Song Of The Summer (back in February) to Not As Good As Umbrella, and now, back to Song Of The Summer. Listen, i don't give a crap about terrible videos, they could have played Triumph Of The Will over the top of it, because there is NOTHING like turning on the TV and hearing it.

I was going to put a picture of the lady herself looking fabulously trashy, but when digging through the internet, we discovered that Mut-a-ya's Myspace has a picture of a sideways dog.



At this point, we don't know whether Mut-a-ya bought this dog off John Barrowman, because it is sideways and all the normal dogs were laughing at it, or whether it is just a normal dog and Mut-a-ya needs a new camera. We also don't know the dog's name, perhaps it is Mut-a-l(Sniiiip!)

Anyway, i've decided to listen to all of Out Of Control Open Brackets, Song 4 Mut-a-ya, Close Brackets (Soundboy Rock version, cos it's longer) and list all the things that are AMAZING about it. This could take some time

00:00: The very first synth bits
00:03: The really exciting "do-do-do!" part
00:14: "Out of control"
00:15: OMGz IT'S MUYTA
All of the first vocal bit: The weird guitar(?) in the background
00:24: Oh thank god, she's starting to sing. The raop bits were good, but she's no Tweedycole
00:25: "I'm driving faaaast..."
The synth thing in the background of the second part
00:39: The 'dum dum' to the chorus
00:44: Backing vocal Mut-a-yas
00:57: The proper chorus kicks in and it's AMAZING TIMES 1000
01:38: This isn't getting any worse
01:56: "It's a sure fire way to ruin my day.."
02:04: "NOOOOO NOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
02:09: More bloody amazing synths
02:15: We're just about halfway through!
02:32: The "mmm" that leads into the third chorus
02:51: Whoop, blippy synthy bits
03:10 onwards: The whole bloody thing. In fact, the entire song could be described as 'fairly listenable', could it not?

Anyway, make this number one. And if you don't, make Robyn number one. Or buy the exact same amount of copies of each and make them both number one. Yes, that'll do nicely.

EDIT: Here's that picture. Do you want some? Well do you?


Sexy.