He's going to the zoo, zoo, zoo

I don't know about you, but trips to the zoo for me meant a long journey down the M60, a few shitty, lazy animals, and coming home with a strong feeling of hatred towards wildlife and a piece of fudge shaped like an elephant. Clearly, R Kelly has something else in mind entirely.

His new song 'The Zoo' is essentially the follow up to 'Sex In The Kitchen'. The whole thing's one long extended metaphor for sex that's in turns disturbing and utterly fucking brilliant.

Highlights include
0.30- "It's like Jurassic Parc except i'm your Sex-a-saurus'
0.42- (Monkey noises) "Those are the sounds i want to hear" (not content with 14 year old girls, Kel is now shagging monkeys, 'pparantly.
1.58- "Like two cheetahs running free" (????!!??!)
2.07- "You're my safari" (Because i want to shoot you and use your teeth for piano keys)
2.15- "We're like coconut and banana trees"

Indeed.